This UFO was at the place we went to for beer tonight. They were selling it for $200 but it didn’t even fly. I have a couple questions:
1) If it doesn’t even fly, how can you call it a UFO?
2) If you identify it as a UFO, isn’t it no longer unidentified?
Nice try, UFO sellers, but I don’t buy it. It’s not unidentified, it’s not flying, and I’m not paying $200 for an O.
Derek Munson works as a writer, speaker, and all-around daydreamer. His writings have been translated into over 40 languages, and he has presented to over 100,000 kids across the United States and abroad. He lives in Bellingham, Washington with his wife Suzanne, their daughter Abby, their son Zack, and Roger the family dog.
