This UFO was at the place we went to for beer tonight. They were selling it for $200 but it didn’t even fly. I have a couple questions:
1) If it doesn’t even fly, how can you call it a UFO?
2) If you identify it as a UFO, isn’t it no longer unidentified?
Nice try, UFO sellers, but I don’t buy it. It’s not unidentified, it’s not flying, and I’m not paying $200 for an O.