I am running for mayor. Mayor of my house. Abby announced yesterday that the Munsons are having elections on Friday for several key positions- kitchen manager, activities coordinator, popcorn maker, mayor… And it looks like mayor is where it’s at. Abby tells me that being the mayor is “like being the principal of the house. You don’t have to do everything but you can if you want.” So Abby is running for mayor. And I am running against her.
She’s a ruthless campaigner. She’s pulling out every trick in the book:
Consider my more honest pledges:
I could go on. But the sheer volume of campaign materials she has created is too much ground to cover in one election cycle.
But the point is this. I fancy myself a good leader. Sure I have no experience at being a leader, but she’s not that far ahead of me.
Nonetheless voters- I’m leaving it in your hands. Vote Dad for Mayor!