This is a ticket I got on the way to my friend’s birthday party. I was totally drunk and trying to drive with my feet. Just kidding. I was talking on the phone and not wearing a seat belt. And maybe speeding a little.
The officer was a merciful and kind man and he only wrote me up for the seat belt violation, which he said was the cheapest way out for me.
For the record I’d just like to say that I always wear my seat belt. I just put it on very slowly. I guess somewhere along the line I got a bit lazy in my habits. But no longer. The $124 lesson was learned. From now on, even if the shoulder strap is annoying while sending text messages from the road, I am officially an immediate buckler, no matter what.