You ever play chubby bunny before? I played it once like 22 years ago, then forgot about it until yesterday. Tonight after dinner, the Munsons played chubby bunny.
It’s easy to play. The only thing you need is a bag of smore-sized marshmallows. Pick one person to go first. They stick a marshmallow in their mouth and have them say “chubby bunny.” ( No chewing! Just leave it there.) Then you do that over and over until their mouth can’t hold any more marshmallows and they start laughing and spit the slobbery marshmallows all over the place. Now that’s what I call entertainment.
Here are the totals:
Suzanne: 5 marshmallows. She went first and she couldn’t stop laughing. I think that’s why she got last place.
Zach: 6 marshmallows. It was a dream come true for him. His parents laughed and cheered while he crammed as much sugar into his mouth as he could.
Abby: 7 marshmallows. In this sport, missing teeth is almost the equivalent to steroids.
Me: 13 marshmallows. Ohh yeah!Uh huh! Chubby Bunny champ! I had a little time to taunt my wife and kids. Then I scooped out a sink full of slimy marshmallows before giving in to the sugar coma. Yeah, my jaw is sore from stretching like a python. And the cavity monsters in my mouth probably feel like they just won the lottery. But that’s what it takes to be a champ. Maybe in another 22 years (dentures out!) I’ll be ready to defend my title.
update september 15 2011
i just read about people dying playing chubby bunny. no more chubby bunny for the munsons.
Derek Munson is the president of Alien All-Stars Inc., author of the award-winning children’s book Enemy Pie, and a full-time daydreaming enthusiast.
Haha… living up to your collective stage name “The Funsons” I see…
Good times
Steve
love that name- i may have to go change it legally…